When Dan said "accessible" I took it to mean it was going to be inexpensive and "affordable" for most.
Yeah,hmmmm........A chopper would be nice,but we're due for the necker with the bottle opener,or maybe a skull crusher/glass breaker.Hmmmmmm,I just don't see the therapy in a little knife though.[censored],what is it already,geeze the anticipation is driving me craaaaazy...Ahahahaha I need something to chop up,where's my Dog Father.....Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
