With the end of the world coming up in December, there will only be time for me to buy one more quality Scrap Yard blade. With the 311, 511, and 711, the only hole left is the 911. I see the 411 and 611 as fillers.

And since I don't own a chopper (I'm not counting my axe), I vote for the 911.

And my sick pregnant wife (with triplets), my 18 kids (3 in the Army, 2 in the Navy, 1 in the Marines, and the 3 smart ones in the Air Force,) my bent and lame mother-in-law, all want a 911 for Christmas (the last gift before the end). All of my 32 brothers agreed to throw away their Bucks, Gerbers, Case, Schrade.....for the chance to buy a Scrap Yard 911. And my 16 Sisters too.

Since I live in Illinois, and in the spirit of Private Klink, I make it 72 votes (don't forget the triplets) for the 911.


Remember this: Everytime I blink, you disappear.