Hey, where were all you guys last night? I though there was supposed to be a party at my house to celebrate! I even ordered all the party beverages, and I recorded my order just to prove that I was ready for the party. Funny thing though, Saturday night sure did get here quick.
I couldn't find your house. I asked a hillbilly in your neighborhood how to get there, but "head down or yonder past the crik. When you git to the power wars, you gone too fur. Didja know them put them wars there backin 1889 ....," wasn't the easiest directions to follow.
That must have been cousin Billyjoejimbob Hatfield. He ain't been right ever since he tried to wrastle that bit ole Snappin Turtle bout 10 years ago. Lost an ear and some gray stuff leaked out but it stopped when we plugged the hole with a cattail.
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