You could tell her that you got cut by a car bumper while saving a puppy from getting run over. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />............... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
[censored]...I wish I was that quick on my feet. She would probably ask if we could keep the puppy since she wants one so bad.