What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?
Logan Pearsall Smith

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Mo Udall

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Charles M. Schulz

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good.
Thomas Sowell

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jules Renard

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
Russell Baker

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
Voltaire

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.
Robert J. Shiller,

Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place. If you give them one of yours, even one of the green ones, you will not be lacking. Honust Injun. Now apply this to Time, Concern, Touch, Interest and Being Vulnerable.
Hugh Elliott,

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Matt Groening

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After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.
George W. Bush

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George H. W. Bush