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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Private Klink] #121399 07/09/07 12:34 PM
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The Zombie food pyramid is great.


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: J33psr0ck] #121400 07/09/07 12:51 PM
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The Zombie food pyramid is great.

I thought it was funny too!


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: WhichDawg] #121401 07/09/07 06:37 PM
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WD that is awesome!


Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


Here's an awesome book.
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Gu...3312&sr=8-1


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: WhichDawg] #121402 08/22/07 06:41 PM
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Ten WORST Things to Do During a Zombie Outbreak

10) Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.

We’re not sure why you see it in every zombie movie, but it stands to reason that the only thing worse than a zombie is a flaming zombie. Remember, it can
take a long time for a zombie to burn to death - more than ten minutes, in some recorded cases. Do you really want a burning zombie lighting you and your friends on fire? Play it safe - chances are good that there won’t be any fire-fighting infrastructure during a zombie outbreak if things get out of hand.

9) Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.

Sure, it’s your house. Sure, they were your family and friends. But now it’s a zombie nest, and they’re zombies. Stick around, and your best chance is to become zombie food - worst case, you’ll end up a zombie like the rest. Zombies don’t have any feelings - neither should you.

8) Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often arrive without calling first.

Were you born in a barn? Zombies might not be the brightest, but they know an open door when they see one. Keep your suburban zombie fortress secure by remembering to close and lock the door behind you. And don’t slam it either! Zombies hate that.

7) Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.

Devotion to family and friends is touching. However, you don’t want them to be touching you, after they’re dead. Do yourself a favor and make sure you put zombie friends and family down properly. Remember, there is no zombie cure, and keeping them around only prolongs their suffering and increases the risk for everyone. Besides, do you really want to get eaten by your buddies?

6) Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.

Seems like a great idea, doesn’t it? That’s what everyone thinks. Look, do the math. If you leave your house at noon, heading toward your mum’s, traveling 3 km per hour, and a crowd of zombies leaves the general vicinity of your mum’s at the same time, heading toward you at 1 km per hour, what time will you get eaten by zombies? Skip the math and consult rule #9.

5) Don’t go down. Zombies can go down too.

Zombies can’t climb. You can. In light of this, why would you ever choose to go down, rather than up? Stay out of basements, gullies, sewers, and anyplace else that zombies might unwittingly wander / fall into and be unable to get out of. Remember, it’s unlikely that a human would be in a sewer, but zombies don’t care a whit about the smell.

4) Don’t broadcast your presence. Zombies may be listening.

Zombies that still retain their ears have been statistically shown to have above-average recognition of bassline frequencies. If you absolutely must blast music while killing zombies, do it on your Ipod, and you might want to consider delaying that block party until after the zombie outbreak blows over. During a zombie outbreak, remember to turn your cell phone to vibrate - it’s only polite.

3) Don’t stand in front of the window. That’s just foolish.

You’d think this one didn’t require stating, but apparently it does. Windows are an aesthetic defense against the environment, not protection against zombies and the living dead. Once you find your fortress, barricade the windows as quickly as possible and stay the hell away from them. Whatever you do, don’t deliver speeches with your back to them.

2) Don’t get too creative with zombie defense.

Sure, chainsaw slits in your van seemed like a good idea at the time, before you filled your car with fumes and exhaust, passed out at the wheel and got yourself sawed in half. The temptation to get very creative with zombie dispatching can seem almost unbearable at times, but when it comes to killing zombies, that old adage applies: Keep it simple, stupid!

1) Don’t be “that one a*****,” in your group.

Textual analysis of zombie movies has proven that “that one a*****,” a character ubiquitous in zombie and survival horror movies, only stands a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end of the movie.

Later studies have challenged that figure, citing several movies in which “that one a*****” was one-upped by “the other, bigger a*****,” who then assumed “that one a*****” status.

What do these figures mean? Being nice matters. To dramatically increase your chances of survival, make sure you always have “that one a*****” traveling in your party with you, otherwise you might end up playing the role of “that weak douchebag,” a similarly ill-fated character.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you believe you are already “that one ******,” you should immediately leave your group. You might be able to pass as “that Kevin Costner anti-hero” if you’re traveling solo.

the above from: http://www.zombiephiles.com/eat-my-brains/zombie-outbreak-ten-worst-things-to-do/2/

Back to the top because A) this is the first time i've read it, B) it's hilarious, and C) b/c there are some good leasons to learn here.


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Wiggitty] #121403 08/22/07 06:53 PM
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Thanks Wig...I laughed all over again... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Gunna have to go home and dig out a Zombie movie now... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Rainwalker] #121404 08/22/07 06:54 PM
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i really liked "Seon of the Dead". Has anyone seen the new movie with those two guys?


Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency. JYD.45
Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Wiggitty] #121405 08/22/07 07:59 PM
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The cop movie? Not yet.
I came pretty close to buying it the other day, but bought milk and some first aid supplies instead. Must be getting old.

Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: rooikat] #121406 08/22/07 08:36 PM
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Hot Fuzz is very funny... 'The Battle Of Somerfield's'(think small Walmart)is a modern classic bit of cinema!


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Paul the Brit'] #121407 08/22/07 08:40 PM
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"Hot Fuzz" is good! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> Long movie too and the DVD has some good extras... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Watched "Wild Hogs" last night, it's pretty funny too... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Paul the Brit'] #121408 08/22/07 08:40 PM
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I did like hot fuzz, and shaun of the dead... own both. Those two are actually those three as the director is almost always with them as well, they even started off in the tv show spaced (which i highly recommend watching if you get a chance)


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: snook] #121409 08/22/07 09:16 PM
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I actually have Shaun of the Dead on my new Phone.


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Re: More Zombie stuff [Re: Unsub] #121410 08/24/07 02:50 AM
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You guys that watch 'Robot Chicken'....
have you noticed the end 'theme' is the escalador music from the original Dawn of the Dead?

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