Darn it, I will be sound asleep by then. Oh well, I will just wait until Thursday morning to order. NOT!

It feels like Xmas eve, I sure hope I get one. How many Dogfathers are there ready to go tommorow? Do us canuks still have to put in an american state for the order to go through?

Yes! I'll be there. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

At long last, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

how do i order one on your site or on this forum i live in washington state

Great! Thank you very much Dan.

Now, I can start my very secret operational and distaster plan. I thought I could share it with you, all details that aren't classified Secret Defense.

OPERATIONAL PLAN:
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o Social Engineerning.
Can't say more, it's classified Secret Defense. Only me and the President of the United States know the details.

DISASTER PLAN:
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The DG will be available on Wednesday, 07 Feb at between 0900PM and 1000PM CST.

If Internet is unavailable or PC is crashed:

Plan A:
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Use laptop with BlackBerry.

If BlackBerry and/or laptop are broken or lost:
Plan B:
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o Take the secret map and go to the office.
o Bring a pregnant girlfriend with you, in case you got caught speeding.

If the Office is closed for X reason
Plan C:
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o Use the same secret map and go to the Internet Cafe.

If Internet Cafe is closed
Plan D:
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o Call parents, brothers, wathever, use those numbers:
=> Father : xxx-xxx-xxxx
=> Mother : xxx-xxx-xxxx
=> Brother: xxx-xxx-xxxx
=> Dog : xxx-xxx-xxxx

Secret map:
http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/1448/planqe9.jpg

MATERIALS & TODO:
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Swiss army knife.
Army food, enough to eat for 3 months.
Computer.
Internet.
Ear plugs.
Plenty of water.
BlackBerry.
Laptop.
Pants.
T-shirt.
Sunglasses.
[...]
Warn my boss that I'm off on Wednesday night.
Warn my imaginary girlfriend that I can't youknowwhat on Wednesday night.
Warn my imaginary childrens that they must not disturb me on Wednesday night.
Warn my parents that they don't call me on Wednesday night.

Now, I'm going to the secret computer:

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Very secret operational computer
United States of America
Any unauthorized access is formely forbidden.

Login: IK
Password: *************

secretsystem:~# cd /opt/secretoperations/scrapyard
secretsystem:~# ./start_operations

Initialyzing....
Secret operation is started !
Good luck.

secretsystem:~# logout
logout

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Ah ah! the secret operational plan is under way!

Loading step ONE (1) of secret operational plan....
Started!

That is too funny!

Save the mice us the F5 key

good luck (but only after I order mine)

F5 doesn't work for Macs, btw.