I can see the misunderstanding Kraz, you see "chocolate mousse" is a form of creamy dessert typically made from egg and cream (classically no cream, only egg yolks, egg whites, sugar, and the chocolate or other flavorings). The egg whites are beaten before being incorporated into the other ingredients to produce a light and fluffy yet extremely rich confection. It is then chilled to maintain its aeration.

So you see, you are confusing "moose", the largest extant species in the deer family, with "mousse" named for it's light airiness, much like the hair product of the same name.

It's a common faux pas.

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Ok, I took the joke way too far.

...and P.S. I used Wikipedia a lot!

My wife's uncle is a trapper and about 5 years ago he was almost killed by a moose.
It stomped him pretty bad, the only thing that saved him was he was able to roll under a log

[censored], I can hear my daughter now, how cute, can we go pet it......

We banned Disney in our house when our kids were growing up. The anthropomorphism shown in Disney films has a strong (IMO, negative) effect on young, impressionable viewers and is in serious conflict with the real Mother Nature. We weren't so draconian with stuffed toys, pets and what not but I definitely did not want to reinforce the Disney "wild animals are our friends" mantra any more than necessary.

Daughters loved disney but they always knew the great king of the forest was on my list for the dinner plate.
That being said sometimes I get real pi$$ed off on how disney and other childrens movie makers have portraid hunters

lets get drunk and shoot anything that moves boys