One of my favorite segments on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show was Karnack the Magnificent. Dressed as a fortuneteller, Karnack would first read an answer and then guess the question. For example:
Answer: Love notes on a 13-column pad. Question: How can you tell you're dating an accountant?
Answer: We're a very close-knit organization. Question: What does a potential employer tell you when they don't have enough employees to do the work?
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