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Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Seven] #358620 07/28/09 11:12 PM
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All right! All you dogs who have been barking and whining for a Dog Father, this is your chance. Get over to BF and figure it out. You won't regret it. The DF is one great chopper. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Horn Dog] #358621 07/28/09 11:18 PM
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All right! All you dogs who have been barking and whining for a Dog Father, this is your chance. Get over to BF and figure it out. You won't regret it. The DF is one great chopper. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Hey Vic....have you ever handled the MOAB? That looks ridiculus!

Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Agent Iron] #358622 07/28/09 11:23 PM
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The moab is an impressive hunk of INFI, but that's all it is.

It's too thick and heavy to be used as anything more than a sharpened Louisville Slugger.

Have you ever seen the video of the guy chopping a coconut with it? It doesn't CHOP the coconut - it CRUSHES it.

I picked one up at BLADE - it weighs like 75 pounds and is about 12 feet long.

Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: MustardMan] #358623 07/29/09 12:06 AM
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MustardMan....are you saying that it isn't very practical? :-)

Do you have a link for that video....that would be cool.

So I guess a Dogfather would out chop the semi-sharpened infi prybar that will likely cost a guy a couple of house payments.....it would be fun though.

Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Agent Iron] #358624 07/29/09 12:09 AM
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The moab is 0.4 inches thick. Almost half an inch thick. That's not just a fatty, that's absurd.

The dogfather would outchop the moab just because you'd get so tired after the first three swings that your arm would fall off, and the dogfather user could keep a-choppin'


Unfortunately, I didn't save the link to the video.

Oh yeah, it retails for over two grand.

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Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Agent Iron] #358625 07/29/09 12:13 AM
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Hey Vic....have you ever handled the MOAB? That looks ridiculus!

No, but I have a Test Team Killa Zilla. It weighs nearly 2 1/2 lbs. I can't imagine wanting any knife heavier than that. The FFBM is at the top of the practical chopper size for me. But that's just me. What do I know? I like those wimpy machetes!


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Re: How to get the new dogfather? [Re: Horn Dog] #358626 07/29/09 12:24 AM
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Having handled the MOAB and the zilla at BLADE, I can say the zilla feels like a featherweight compared to the MOAB. That thing is a BEAST.

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