ME, whacha talkin bout Willis? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Well, my last update was just about 50 minutes ago. Since then we have again increased our lead as the most active site on the internet (even if THEY don't know it). So, in order to put at rest the suspense I know is building in ALL of you, here we go!

We have increased 2 pages on Death Chat to 2230, not bad for less than an hour.

And the post count has again gone and procreated to an all time high of 387,784! An increase of 62 posts. That's an average of more than 1 post a minute! But, se still have 12,216 posts to go before we make Obsolete Dan's most Excellent 300,000 Patch! Are we gonna let him rub it in our face! I say NO NO HIGHER WE GO NO NO HIGHER WE GO.

Well I have been out of pocket so to speak for the last couple days. I've got the same stuff the wife had but not as bad. Anyway I'm tired and don't feel good. Oh well, time marches on.

Since I updated this saturday morning, you folks have been rockin! Whatcha been doin, trying to take down the site with all the posts! WAY TO GO! Keep up the good work. So On with the show!

The Death Chat is now setting at 2285 pages using the forum default setting, up a whopping 55 PAGES!

And the Post count WHOOOO WEEEEEEE!!!! Seems we skipped clean over 388k range. The post count now stands at 389,766, from 387,784. Up a total of 1981 POSTS!! Man, that should get Dan's heart to a pumping, almost as much as selling a whole sh**load of knives these last two weeks! $59.00! WOW, how low will he go?

Randy, every time I read this thread a whole string of old TV commercials goes through my mind! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Oh Great Klink, please enlighten those in the dark with said commercial!

OLD TV commericals! Oh yeah, you mean the ones I saw in reruns! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Hey Sumo, whachadoin on this time of the day? Oops didn't look at the time, it was like over 2 hours ago!

Plop Plop fizz fizz Oh what a relief it is, to have NEW KNIVES! How bout that Tom? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> hehe..

Ok, another day, another 11 pages of edge of the seat non stop Death Chat action that brings us up to 2296 pages! We have once again, solved the problems of the world. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> IF ONLY they would listen to us, we could ALL live in a society where EVERYONE could own as many Scrappies as they wanted! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> Oh what an Ideal world! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

The post count has gone up in it's own right. We've increased the count 541 posts to a grand total of 390,307 up from 389,766 just this time yesterday! Oh man, less than 10k to go and Dan's Patch will need a MAJOR overhaul! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> Got a new design ready Mr. Dan? You better get to workin cause this old one is about to become one for the History books! And Sumo will make sure it gets written correctly!

I can't believe I bought the Whooole thing. Well we may not be buying the whole thing, but we're buying EVERYTHING! Milregs, Deregs, HRLMs RMDs Wakis Weiners, DOGS, Hogs and Rats OH MY! Just goes to prove, IF YOU MAKE IT WE WILL BUY IT! Man oh Man, Dan and Jerry gotta be doing the happy dance now! Now Dan can afford braces for his son! No More "Will work for steel" signs at the Busse household!

Ok, enough with the sit down (lack of) entertainment. On to the stats!

Right now, the Death Chat stants at an unbelievable 2303 pages of everytning you ever wanted to know about anything! Sure it's only up 7 pages from yesterday, but the other threads have been BUSY!

Now the Post count is where it's really telling. Yesterday we were at 389,766 posts and today we are up 884 posts to top out at 390,650! hey not a bad day. Still got time to make it a 1000 post day before 0800 rolls around.

You're doing a good job of it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Hey, we each do our own(small)hehe part!

Every time I read your sig line I smile! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />