Oh, Jeff! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />............................................................ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I went and checked- looks warm and fuzzy but not wet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />-I think you are A OK <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Is your wife expecting a new weiner in your home <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />? I don't want her phoning me all upset <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />-afterall- YOU wanted a new weenie-i just helped <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

OMG, ORD that was a great one! So you are the wizard of Scrapyardia!

I just pulled my wiener out of JRod's box! And I really like it. It came in Kydex and with a little jerk it was free.

I'm at work right now and I don't want anyone to see my wiener, but I also can't put it down. I decided if I fondle my wiener under my desk no one should be the wiser.

Ahhh...I love this thread. Put a smile on my face near the end of a long day. Thanks guys!

Now...stop posting and go play with your wieners...we need to see some action shots! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yes- action shots of guys actually playing with their weenies <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />. I am thinking that the WEENIE might be making the centerfold of a national magazine <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />. If we can get some action shots- this WEENIE thing could really swell out of size <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />. I think we need one of Seth at his desk-or Ron playing with his while watching the ukies baseball game <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />- or Jeff at school with his weenie- this thing is endless- maybe Jared could put sunglasses on his weenie basking in that warm Florida sun <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

I should take my wiener out by the pool. Get it some sun, you know

Don't forget the shades <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Maybe I can rub it with some oil too

I have been trying to get my girlfriend to take some pics holding my Wiener, but she's worried they will end up on the internet.

Be careful, you don't want your hand to slip! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

My weiner has been held by so many I don't even feel that I own it at this point <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />