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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: sumoj275] #398944 05/19/10 12:22 AM
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I was Wiener-less until this afternoon at work. Haven't been able to keep my hands off of it since. I just keep grabbing it, stroking it, swinging it freely out in the open. I just can't stop playing with it! If feels great BTW! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
Where do you work???? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bowdown.gif" alt="" /> I can only hope to get a job where I could play with my wiener freely without worry of others seeing!!! Most people frown when you pull your wiener out ('cept us dogs) even though it is quite small!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I work at a gun shop in OKC. I didn't get laughed at until I got home and showed my wiener to my roommate! I just whipped it out of my zipper and showed it to him! HA HA!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Ok, she laughed at your Wiener <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />or was it the other guy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crossfingers.gif" alt="" />

No it was the other guy! His wife isn't home, so I can't show her my wiener yet. But when she gets home.......I just have to make sure that he never finds out I showed his wife my wiener! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Stevo8720] #398945 05/19/10 12:29 AM
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If you show her your Wiener, he can't get mad because he doesn't have a Wiener to show her!


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: sumoj275] #398946 05/19/10 12:37 AM
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If you show her your Wiener, he can't get mad because he doesn't have a Wiener to show her!

Very true! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Stevo8720] #398947 05/19/10 12:52 AM
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Why is it nobody has posted a picture of their wiener lately? Pictures of wieners is what brings everyone coming back to this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Moar pics please! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Ishikawa] #398948 05/19/10 03:26 AM
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My wiener came!
Befor I even touched it.
I'm so excited.
Sorry no pics Ish.
I've got some pants on the way from Jrod so I can carry it in public.I'll still have to be careful who I take the pants off in front of though.
Might scare some sheeple that haven't seen a wiener in public.


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Ishikawa] #398949 05/20/10 01:18 AM
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Our Wieners are hanging out a bit low don't ya think? Almost to the bottom of the forum index.

I"m going to have to see if I can't track down a weiner for myself now, You fellas have gotten me all excited about them!


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: El CacaFuego] #398950 05/20/10 01:27 AM
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Our Wieners are hanging out a bit low don't ya think? Almost to the bottom of the forum index.

Whew! Thanks for the "touch" ECF, and helping the Wiener's rise once again! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Ishikawa] #398951 05/20/10 01:30 AM
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Oh yeah, I couldn't just let the weenies go unnoticed. That's like forgetting you had one in the first place. It took me 10 minutes to come up with that comment in my previous post though... shows that I've really run out of weenie comments, lol.


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: El CacaFuego] #398952 05/20/10 01:40 AM
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So, my grandfather used to have this greeting that always caught me off guard and without any real response. I would just stare at him and then run away. He would ask me, "Hey Ishi...How's your Hammer hanging?". Freaked me out. I was a young lad and really just didn't know how to respond...it confused me, and I wasn't clear about the boundaries of respect, etc. Well, one day when visiting my Aunt...she told me that she heard a rumor about my grandfather's greeting. I told her about it, and she recommended a "responsible" response.

So...the next time I went to my grandfather's house...he asked:

"Hey Ishi...How's your Hammer hanging?"

My response:

"Down to my knees, How's yours?" I was 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Ishikawa] #398953 05/20/10 01:43 AM
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LOL!


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Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: El CacaFuego] #398954 05/20/10 02:21 AM
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I've only had my wiener 2 days now and still can't stop playing with it. I had it out all day at work and thought I would get in trouble for playing with it while working. Luckily, I didn't, but all of my friends want to fondle my wiener. Would it be selfish of me to just want to keep my wiener to myself?

Re: WEENIE COMMENTS [Re: Stevo8720] #398955 05/20/10 02:24 AM
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I think it would. You should let every and anyone play with your wiener. It's only right. Besides you'll love the feeling you get from it!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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