So I passed up a used wiener on the forums the other day. I can't tell--is that thing really only about three inches? Seems awful small for a wiener if that's the case. Anyone want to post some pics of their wieners in their hands?

I'm 2 weeks post back surgery and my wife wanted to know if it was ok to give my wiener a workout since it's just been hanging out lately. Who am I to say no ! I told her it was just as much her wiener as it is mine...
She was a bit disappointed as the wiener made quick work of the job she needed it for.

A great blade and always ready for more work.

Sportsnut, glad you're feeling better! Good to hear your wiener was able to please your wife! Was she still pleased with it's performance, short as it was?

I can't lie, she was not impressed....

At least you're honest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

So come on guys! Are you too afraid to post pics of your wieners in your hands? Afraid we'll laugh at how small it is? We promise: no judgment. I really would like to see how they look and function in the hand.

You guys just got a one track mind! Wiener wiener wiener that's all you fellas think about. Why don't you ever think about the other half? How about the TALI-WHACKER! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I mean we KNOW it's big and bred for service! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

IF you don't have your Wiener with you, I hope you left it in a bowl of ice. Maybe that way it will still be good when you get home and that can be put back where it belongs. There's nothing as sad as a dead wiener. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

My hands are huge and really make my wiener look small !



In comparison My son Ryne's wiener looks about the right size in his hands.

Is junior holding YOUR wiener? Or does he have one of his own?

He's a big boy and has his own wiener.

good for you sportsnut! every young man should be taught how to use his wiener properly.

Yeah besides his Wiener he also has 3 different Mora's and a Swamp Rat Warden.