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[Re: SkunkHunter]
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07/15/10 10:20 AM
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SkunkHunter
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I stole this from Wolf over on the Swamp Rat site. I hope he doesn't mind (and I don't figure he will)! But If any mod figures it shouldn't be posted after I admitted stealing it, just go ahead and take it down.
"In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For
example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
the generic name of Mycoxadroupin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mycoxaflappin, Mydixarizin,and of course,Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them other than hang hats,coats and towels."
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#417862
07/15/10 10:39 AM
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Joined: Oct 2008
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SkunkHunter
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Well fellow citizens of ScrapYardia, it's almost that time again, so all I have to say is Y'all have a nice day now, ya hear!
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#417863
07/15/10 02:36 PM
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kuanomar
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I stole this from Wolf over on the Swamp Rat site. I hope he doesn't mind (and I don't figure he will)! But If any mod figures it shouldn't be posted after I admitted stealing it, just go ahead and take it down.
"In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For
example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
the generic name of Mycoxadroupin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mycoxaflappin, Mydixarizin,and of course,Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them other than hang hats,coats and towels." I used to rep for Viagra. This is great!!!
JYD#116
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: kuanomar]
#417864
07/15/10 10:00 PM
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myketheknife
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Spamer alert,on the outdoor & fieldcraft side.
The watch thread.
Dirty rotten no good POS.
Last edited by myketheknife; 07/15/10 10:33 PM.
SYKCO JYD#112
It's better to have it & not need it, than to need it & not have it.
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: SkunkHunter]
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07/15/10 10:04 PM
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myketheknife
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I stole this from Wolf over on the Swamp Rat site. I hope he doesn't mind (and I don't figure he will)! But If any mod figures it shouldn't be posted after I admitted stealing it, just go ahead and take it down.
"In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For
example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration
by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
the generic name of Mycoxadroupin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mycoxaflappin, Mydixarizin,and of course,Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them other than hang hats,coats and towels." Ahhahahaha,thanks Randy & Wolf.
SYKCO JYD#112
It's better to have it & not need it, than to need it & not have it.
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: myketheknife]
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07/15/10 10:16 PM
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El CacaFuego
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LOL, that was hilarious Randy. Thanks! made my evening.
Drive by posting tonight fellas, I'm hopping into the shower and heading over to the movies, gonna go see Predators.
Have a great night!
"Teaching is not showing others new things, but reminding them that they know as well as you."
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: El CacaFuego]
#417867
07/16/10 12:14 AM
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rth548
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Hey ECF! Enjoy the movie, then you can let me know if I want to spend my cash watching it.
Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: rth548]
#417868
07/16/10 12:20 AM
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Ishikawa
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Hey ECF! Enjoy the movie, then you can let me know if I want to spend my cash watching it. Anything with an IDF chick is HOT...go see it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Wife and I saw it this past week...although the story line was "somewhat" predictable....there were some tense moments and a few unique twists.
JYD #121
The chief cause of unhappiness and failure is trading what you want most in life for what you want at the moment.
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: Ishikawa]
#417869
07/16/10 12:57 AM
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rth548
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I'll probably end up going to see it before it goes out of the theatres here, I really liked the first one and even liked the second. Never cared for the AVP stuff though. But my son wants to go see it, so probably this weekend.
Resident Redneck
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: rth548]
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07/16/10 12:57 AM
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rth548
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Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: rth548]
#417871
07/16/10 01:00 AM
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Ishikawa
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JYD #121
The chief cause of unhappiness and failure is trading what you want most in life for what you want at the moment.
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Re: Zombified Mojo
[Re: Ishikawa]
#417872
07/16/10 01:19 AM
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rth548
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Same here, kinda around. Just dropping in now and then
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