Elvira Mistress of the Dark! Man I loved her movie! Yeah I know it's hokey but I still found it funny and entertaining.

Had a crush on her too.

She had a nice pair of personalities.

Mail time. Keep your fingers crossed. I'll be back in a few.

pERSONALITIES ARE GOOD! oK.SEE YA

No knife, but all hope isn't lost. Mail clerk Pvt. I-Had-To-Cheat-On-The-ASVAB said, and I quote, "Mail not be out yet. Truck late gotten here. Be hour I finish."

"Does that mean it'll be an hour before you get the mail in the mail boxes?"

"Dat's what I's saying, dog."

I was laughing too hard to correct the idiot, plus he isn't in my branch of service. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

And to think, they COULD put a firearm in his hands! Now I TRULY know why the claymore mines say "This side toward enemy"!

Funny. I have a shirt that says that on the front and back.

I am SO glad I'm not in now. I would either have someone strangled to death, In Levenworth of the world's oldest Airman (from being busted so many times)

Well my relief just showed up and I am gonna brief her and then i am outta here!

So Y'all come back now ya hear! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

It actually says "Front toward enemy" "Back toward enemy"

Take it easy