Old joke.
A business man hears about an extremely old Indian Chief who is all knowing and all seeing, and who has the greatest memory in the world.
The business man travels long and far to meet with the Indian chief. He first raises his hand and greets the great chief in the customary fashion 'How' and the great chief replies 'How.'
The business man proceeds to ask questions about how to conduct his new business venture. He is surprised at the wisdom of the great chief, and decides to ask him a question to stump him. The business man asks, 'what did i have for breakfast on April 12 1974 for my 13th birthday?' and the great chief replies 'eggs.'
on that note, the business man leaves.
over the next few years, the business man sees great success but starts to think it was just his own luck and cunning, and that the Indian Chief was just spewing lucky guesses, and that the great chief may just be a bs artist. A decade later the business man decided to set out and test the great chief again.
The business man again travels long and far to meet with the Great Indian chief and greets him in the customary way 'How' to which the Great Indian Chief replies 'Scrambled.'
and how! (big chief passes peace pipe)