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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Bushman5] #441252 10/07/10 12:40 AM
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'evening Dogs!

I can't stick around tonight, but wanted to say "hi" to my fellow steel lovers.


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I am now a fictional British television police officer (currently a Detective Sgt) at Thames Valley Station. My governor is Detective Inspector Fred Thursday and it’s 1969.





Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Endeavour Morse] #441253 10/07/10 01:07 AM
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Hi Arch! Sorry you can't stick around, I'll bet it gets really deep in here later on tonight!



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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Bushman5] #441254 10/07/10 01:08 AM
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karma! DONT MESS WITH THE WORKING MAN!

Great story! Karma indeed will get you in the end.



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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: rth548] #441255 10/07/10 01:19 AM
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I love that story! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Private Klink] #441256 10/07/10 02:37 AM
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I love that story! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
As bugs bunny would say....What an Ultra Maroon! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

hey Word of the day! :

Ultramaroon:


An extreme moron. This term was not coined by Bugs Bunny, who only used the term maroon, and then only once. Ultramaroon was a favorite term of "The Champ", a longtime Canadian syndicated radio feature.


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Ireash] #441257 10/07/10 02:39 AM
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And Bugs DID say Ultra...that Definition is wrong!...I was a cartoon kid!!


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Ireash] #441258 10/07/10 02:39 AM
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Evenin' Scrapyard dogs!


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Ireash] #441259 10/07/10 03:00 AM
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Im want to be a scrapper tonight! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Ireash] #441260 10/07/10 03:02 AM
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Gidde up bahum pop bahum pop a mau mau.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Bushman5] #441261 10/07/10 03:06 AM
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KARMA! KARMA WILLLLLLLLL GET YOU!


today i'm unloading a 40yard roll off bin at a laneway construction site. BUNGhole 40 something Bimmer driver IGNORES the road closure signs and sits there blaringhis horn and spouting , rather, verbal, "profanities" at me.

Because of my personalty, tis better that i do NOT engage, otherwise there WILL be bodies on the floor......

so instead i shut off the big rig, climbed down form the cab, poured myself a coffee and leaned on the truck.

the several dozen construction workers saw this, and had a great time laughing as Bimmer dude FLIPPED out.

not only did Bimmy flip out, he attempted to physically assault me, by shoving me out of the way. as i fell the ground, i asked him, what about the truck in your way?

MEGA flipout!

by this time there was about 20 sweaty, BIG, angry construction workers in this guys face, asking what his problem was.....

bimmy went BALLISTIC after one of them told him to shut his yap.......


jumoed in his bimmer, left a carbon footprint as he screeched his tires and DROVE THRU US ALL.

he scraped his car badly as he atttempted to squeeze between my truck and the concrete wall.

what makes today REALLY FUNNY, is there was a motor cycle cop on break in the alley, enjoying a sandwich from the local deli.......he flipped onthe lights and siren and nailed buddies arese to the wall........

karma! DONT MESS WITH THE WORKING MAN!

You showed A LOT of restraint! I hate people like that! I am the kinda guy who NEVER starts ANYTHING! I keep to myself and try to be polite to everyone, but if you are gonna keep messing with me I am gonna unleash on you.....I aplaud your restraint! I couldnt do it and It is the right thing to do! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: Ireash] #441262 10/07/10 03:50 AM
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Evening Ireash! How goes it out there?



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Re: The New Death Chat [Re: rth548] #441263 10/07/10 03:53 AM
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Evening fellas.

Awesome story Bushman! I bet you still grin when you think about it. Love it when the karmic dog bites a deserving individual in the [censored]!


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