Ok, we get a call one night that there's this guy on top of this building screaming and hollering something awful. Well the city cop and a deputy get over there and make contact with the lady calling it in. Seems she lives next door and she looks out her back yard and over to one side and sees this man Buck naked hollering about how he is going to jump off the building and kill himself, that he just can't take his wife badgering him all the time. Deputy gets on the radio and calls saying they need EMS to the residence because they have a Naked guy threatening to jump off the building. I call EMS and they head his way and then I get to thinking. There is only like three buildings in the whole town he could jump off that were high enough to hurt him. I ask the deputy to verify that address as a residence and he does.

Well just to shorten this a little when EMS gets there they talke to the guy and calmly wait for him to jump off the top of an Outhouse!

He was drunker than Cooter Brown and was mad cause his wife told him he stank, so he just peeled off the clothes and said he was gonna kill himself. His wife just watched him walk out the back door and climb up on the outhouse and start hollering and said she figured she would just let the neighbours call THIS TIME!

Oh, he got a free ride to the room with the really soft walls!

Hey Jared. Did you tear them up?

I need a break after reading that story! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" /> Later guys! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yeah didn't do to bad, a little rusty at first ( it's been awhile) but got back into it

I have heard it is not pleasant to get shot with one of those.

Were you on a team or individual?

man, i seriously need to remember to put the rain-x on the windows this week. hope you guys do the same and have a safe fall/winter. those cold dreary wet days suck extra bad when you can't see out of your windows.

I think the truck windshield is gonna be a lot harder to scrape the frost/ice off of than the jeep!

rain x and a windshield cover.

Sounds like a good combo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />

Well my fellow Scrapyardians I've done my regular Sunday 24 hour thing so I am going to sign off and call it a night. Time for this Dawgie to hit the rack!

So until we meet again May you always have Peace and Rest in your lives and the lives of those you Love and know, and may all your sincere efforts prove fruitful.

Have a great one Skunk. Get some sleep.