Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: rth548]
#495495
10/02/10 09:14 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 10,209
lazi
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 10,209 |
I told somebody once that I had no problem eating just a tomato by itself and they found it really hard to believe. I really am just not a picky eater.
JYD #82
yup...
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: lazi]
#495496
10/02/10 09:15 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Just throw some salt on a sliced tomato and you're good to go. For just eating raw maters, I do that with plumb maters and also cherry ones.
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495497
10/02/10 09:23 AM
|
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 10,209
lazi
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 10,209 |
well I have a chance to be asleep before the sun comes up so I guess I should take it.
see you guys. have a good weekend!
JYD #82
yup...
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: lazi]
#495498
10/02/10 09:26 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
You as well lazi, peace and rest. Joyous weekend to ya!
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495499
10/02/10 09:32 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Ya gotta hear, ok SEE this joke, you ready?
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495500
10/02/10 09:48 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Well here goes anyway.
A farmer, Cletus, is passing by Billy Bobs hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of a old green John deere.
Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart only to revieal his stained tee shirt underneath.
With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck you doing Billy Bob?"
"Jeez Cletus, ya sacard the snot outta me." says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested that I do something sexy to a tractor." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />
Ya just GOT to love them country boys!
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495501
10/02/10 09:55 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Well I guess Todd got busy and signed off. No biggie, I can amuse myself. Wait a minute, that don't sound good. Oh well on to the 2010 and word threads! I got a SY birth to announce!
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495502
10/02/10 10:06 AM
|
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 86,621
rth548
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Apr 2009
Posts: 86,621 |
Todd's relief showed up, finally. Home now, posting from my phone, but only to say goodnight. Talk to y'all tonight. Have a great day Randy!
Resident Redneck JYD #117
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: rth548]
#495503
10/02/10 10:23 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Ok, You as well Todd, Peace and rest and remember to Watch your 6, we've got folks that don' like us! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495504
10/02/10 11:15 AM
|
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 47,522
Private Klink
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 47,522 |
Good morning Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Junk Yard Dog #1 Moderator/Leader of the Pack Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are! Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: Private Klink]
#495505
10/02/10 11:17 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
Hi Tom. Was just reading the news, bla bla bla...sos.
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
Re: ZDC2EBL
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#495506
10/02/10 11:19 AM
|
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025
SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
|
Junk Yard Dog
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 117,025 |
How was your lunch yesterday?
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re not paying attention Be a Sheepdog JYD#105
|
|
|
|
|