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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: rth548] #495495 10/02/10 09:14 AM
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I told somebody once that I had no problem eating just a tomato by itself and they found it really hard to believe. I really am just not a picky eater.


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: lazi] #495496 10/02/10 09:15 AM
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Just throw some salt on a sliced tomato and you're good to go. For just eating raw maters, I do that with plumb maters and also cherry ones.


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495497 10/02/10 09:23 AM
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well I have a chance to be asleep before the sun comes up so I guess I should take it.

see you guys. have a good weekend!


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: lazi] #495498 10/02/10 09:26 AM
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You as well lazi, peace and rest. Joyous weekend to ya!


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495499 10/02/10 09:32 AM
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Ya gotta hear, ok SEE this joke, you ready?


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495500 10/02/10 09:48 AM
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Well here goes anyway.

A farmer, Cletus, is passing by Billy Bobs hay barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of a old green John deere.

Buttocks clenched, Billy Bob performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, he lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart only to revieal his stained tee shirt underneath.

With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck you doing Billy Bob?"

"Jeez Cletus, ya sacard the snot outta me." says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "Me and the old lady been having trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested that I do something sexy to a tractor." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Ya just GOT to love them country boys!


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Well I guess Todd got busy and signed off. No biggie, I can amuse myself. Wait a minute, that don't sound good. Oh well on to the 2010 and word threads! I got a SY birth to announce!


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495502 10/02/10 10:06 AM
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Todd's relief showed up, finally. Home now, posting from my phone, but only to say goodnight. Talk to y'all tonight. Have a great day Randy!



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Ok, You as well Todd, Peace and rest and remember to Watch your 6, we've got folks that don' like us! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495504 10/02/10 11:15 AM
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Good morning Randy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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Hi Tom. Was just reading the news, bla bla bla...sos.


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Re: ZDC2EBL [Re: SkunkHunter] #495506 10/02/10 11:19 AM
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How was your lunch yesterday?


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