Yes... I've had it for about 3 hours now, and I love it! It fits in my Ranger RD6 sheath perfectly as well. Anyways, I was carrying it around, like I do, and I noticed that Jordan was taking off his own diaper. So I tossed the hook on to our bed to go reattach the diaper, and when I did... It sliced a hole right through the new sheets. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" /> My wife is still at work. I found green thread and did a real shotty stitching job on the brown sheets... BUT, I'm definately busted. I figure I have 3 options:

1. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Truth <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbdn.gif" alt="" />
2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Lie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
3. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> Wait until she finds out, and then choose either 1 or 2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/banghead.gif" alt="" />

Any ideas!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Focus on the fact you were focused on Jorday! Then cover the hole with a box of chocolates! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Then suggest it's the perfect time to buy new ones <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Buy new sheets before she gets home. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

If you can find identical sheets, that would be the best option. Wash them first. Option 2, you did it for the child! What is more important, the sheets or "our son". That should work.

Make her a dress out of the bed sheets and tell her you thought she it would look great in a dress out of that material. It's a win win.

All good suggestions. I'm still working on a game plan.

Chocolates is probably the best idea. But... I don't know if I'm going to go to the store tonight. Might not have a choice huh?!?

Blame it on the kid. When she questions your integrity, make counter-accusations.

Well...go with the truth, you can never go wrong with that. Right?

There you go. Put it on the infant. He can't talk his way out of it that's for sure. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

run away














far away

"Jordan stabbed the bed with one of my knives" is probably not going to be a good one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />