The 1200 thread count ones at Target were like $80 I think…they sure felt nice.

Goodnight brother - and thanks for the support!

I'm going to go count my Andy - hold on.

You're going to count Andy. That shouldn't take long, there's only one.

wow, 1200! you could jump outta a plane with them!

Thats funny, I won't even edit it.

I'm going to go count, Andy.

or

I'm going to go count the threads that are on sheet that is on my bed, that I sliced a hole in...., Andy.

Just to clarify, Mag, I know you’re Egyptian and I hope you know I didn’t mean anything offensive to anyone who is Egyptian. I just saw that episode recently, and I thought Dale’s stupidity and futility of counting threads was humorous. And it was the only comedic thread count joke that I know of. I hesitated in posting it, but I thought that you probably know me better than that and would know that I’m not a racist or anything, and the point of the joke is Dale’s stupidity, not people of another national origin.

"Count Andy" nice title!

He has a good sense of humor and knows you're a good guy. If it was me, I wouldn't be offended by your post, but not much offends me. Unfortunately, that gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes.

Andy - Magnum/Michael is only pissed because HE made those sheets, and Dale called him out. He's notorious for shorting 3 threads or so per sheet, and then every 133 sheets or so, he has enough to make another one. Basically, he's a con man in the sheet producing industry. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

LoL diceman!

Dang, dice, just out him in public why don't ya. He's been making those sheets for 20 years and no ones ever caught on.