Todd, just don't drive down the road after dipping into the Cooler! We had a guy here once that got a DWI ON A RIDING LAWN MOWER!

Course he WAS on the wrong side of the road and almost caused a car to wreck! Some folks just aren't to bright, his name wasn't Einstein! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Marthinus, you should appreciate this.

When I was stationed in Japan ('87-'91) I was given an Elephant hair bracelet. I had and wore it off and on for 5 years and when I retired from the Air Force I gave it to a girl.

Since then I have seen them sell here for $450.00!

WHAT was I thinking Verbena. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Bummer!

Just a quick stealth post and then I'm off to work!

Not to stealthy DT, You left a picture of yourself behind to identify your post!

Boy, I almost wish I didn't have to go home today. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> We're going to have the Granddaughter EVERY DAY from today until Monday morning! Actually it'll be nice, but it's gonna be TIRING! We kinda run out energy WAY before she does.

And with that, I bid you all a happy healthy peaceful and prosperous day. Even if the day doesn't go the way you hope for, Try to see the glass as half full not half empty. You'll do a lot better.

Randy, you're just getting old! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Truth be told, with five grandkids I feel your pain! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

Can't have kids so won't have grand kids, and I'm only 37....but I'm freaking tired too.

Must be something in the air.

I think we all have had enough of the heat; bring on Fall!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.


Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is

finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.


Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."