For the last few days there's been something weird going on around my home. Every night these noises from my computer keep getting louder. I think something is lurking about. I hear these sort of snorts or grunts but when I turn on the lights they just go away. It keeps getting louder and closer every night. I wasnt sure if it was real or if I was just loosing my mind but I knew I had to do something before something happened. So late one night I decide I should just sit quietly in the dark while armed with my camera. I figured maybe I could get some evidence that I was loosing or finally decide if I was loosing it. I also decided that crazy or not I should have my razor sharp SYKCO Test Team Regulator handy just in case I wasn't totally crazy. Well, I waited for hours and was actually dozing off a little bit. Just as I was almost out for the the count I heard those noises again. Was I dreaming? Am I crazy? Well its time to find out. With my trusty Regulator in one hand and my good old camera in the other, I waited until the noises got a little closer. And closer... And this time they got closer than I had ever heard before. Then it seemed like time just up and stopped. I couldn't figure out what was happening. And then... I could feel the creatures breath right on my face. There was a smell of Jonny Walker so strong that it was as though a fresh glass was right under my nose. I just couldn't take it any more...

So...

CLICK!

It is a moment that is now burned very deep into my brain flesh. In the split seconds of blinding light, right before me appeared two huge fire red globes that were planted dead in the center of a massive head. I soon realized the head was attached to a enormous shadowy figure. A figure that filled the entire room! Those huge red globes blazed a death beaten path right to my camera's lens, through the lens and straight into soul standing behind it. Before my wildest imagination could process the information presented, I realized that in my ears was the most blood curdling sound I had ever heard in my life! As my brain finally managed to process the details of the past second I found myself in complete darkness with a demon I could never imagine. The thought of being alone in this dark room with this beast felt like it took forever to realize but my adrenaline finally managed to kick into full flow. I felt my arms rise up, my camera took flight in the beasts direction and I began slashing away with my TTR like a madman. Every ounce of my strength was continuously placed into ever single blow that I was able to extend. A few seconds later I was finally done cutting the Johnny Walker filled air into paper thin shreds. I soon was able able to hear and feel the thumps, bumps, and crashes shaking the walls as the demonic creature fled back into the direction from which it came. The beast was likely retreating before my finger ever left the shutter button.

"Crap that was insane!!!" Is all I could say for event 20 minutes after the event was over.


As my wits began to reassemble I soon realized!!!

"I got him!!!"

That's right... I have the picture!
















And here it is!



I wasn't going to tell this story or show these pictures but the creature seems to be coming back now. I'm also hearing faint scuffling sounds like a rats inside my hard drive and every now and then I would swear I'm hearing my computer growling at me when I feed a DVD in.. I don't think even Busse steel can help me fight off these horrid demons. Well at least I don't feel as though I have aquired the right blades for the task yet. I'm always looking for the right one of course. But, these creatures seem to fear the light and now they only seem to show up every two weeks or so. Maybe I can continue to fend them off with my camera's flash if they continue to return. I will suggest that anyone reading this prepare to do the same if these beasts should manifest in your dwellings. I am telling this story now so that if I should disappear then somebody will be able to tell my story. Maybe somebody some day will show others the images of the beasts that done done it to me.

The end!

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