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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: zuluXtreme] #587280 08/08/11 02:28 AM
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Welcome Woady. It's more than an addiction, it's a support group <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The 12 steps of recovery:

1) Admit you have a problem (in this case, not enough knives)

2) Admit that you can't overcome it on your own (that's why the store is here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )

3) Decide which blades you can't live without

4) Make a written list of all the blades you need

5) Spend hundreds of hours on the exchange looking for your grail

6) Buy several knives in the meantime

7) Hit "refresh" every five minutes on the forum to ensure you didn't miss the "go" command

8) Order three of everything released at the Yard

9) Watch in awe as your credit card statement magically grows

10) Cry a little

11) Abuse the knives when they arrive

12) Repeat


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: DogTired] #587281 08/08/11 04:39 AM
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hmmm.... Maybe DT has got something here!!!

The 12 steps of recovery:

1) Admit you have a problem (in this case, not enough knives)

[color:"red"] I don't have to admit! Cause I don't have a problem with it however, my wife brings it up about once a day <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />[/color]

2) Admit that you can't overcome it on your own (that's why the store is here <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> )

[color:"red"] I've got an account on shop.scrapyard.com I'm covered[/color]

3) Decide which blades you can't live without

[color:"red"] I can easily live without knives that aren't made in the yard, the swamp, or the sty. [/color]

4) Make a written list of all the blades you need

[color:"red"] Dog Father, Dog Father, Dog Father, 911 [/color]

5) Spend hundreds of hours on the exchange looking for your grail

[color:"red"] Got in 100 hours this week![/color]

6) Buy several knives in the meantime

[color:"red"] Done [/color]

7) Hit "refresh" every five minutes on the forum to ensure you didn't miss the "go" command

[color:"red"] If I do I'll have to retype this again! [/color]

8) Order three of everything released at the Yard

[color:"red"] This is where I'm haveing trouble now. 1 takes $. 3 Takes $$$.[/color]

9) Watch in awe as your credit card statement magically grows

[color:"red"] Don't forget your PayPal account getting overused! [/color]

10) Cry a little

[color:"red"] I'm crying right now![/color]

11) Abuse the knives when they arrive

[color:"red"] AHA I didn't know what the next step was........ I'll be back!!!![/color]
12) Repeat [/quote]


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: BigLapDog] #587282 08/08/11 11:40 AM
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Classic... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: zuluXtreme] #587283 08/08/11 12:14 PM
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Yeah, DT does have a bit of inspiration once in a while. And YUP, pretty much how it goes!(cept sometimes there's a lot more crying)!

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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: Woady] #587284 08/08/11 01:50 PM
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Welcome to the Yard and enjoy the beautiful knives! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: Renee] #587285 08/08/11 02:51 PM
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Welcome to the Yard Woady. The Bussekin blades really are awesome no matter which way you look at it. However, it's always good to know that there is always someone a bit more addicted than you. I won't mention any names.


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: J33psr0ck] #587286 08/08/11 07:43 PM
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Who needs more than one knife?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />................................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: Private Klink] #587287 08/08/11 08:33 PM
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Who needs more than one knife?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />................................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

What's my wife doing on the forum? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: rth548] #587288 08/08/11 09:19 PM
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Well Tom, Lots of folks need more than one knife. I mean there ARE 7 days in a week you know. And there are 12 months in a year and there are MANY holidays. And you can't chop down a tree with a teeny old 3 inch blade and and...

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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: SkunkHunter] #587289 08/08/11 10:34 PM
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Yeah, DT does have a bit of inspiration once in a while.

Inspiration...... So thats what we call it in the yard!!!!!!


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: rth548] #587290 08/08/11 10:36 PM
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Who needs more than one knife?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />................................. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

What's my wife doing on the forum? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

+1 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />


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Re: I hate scrapyard knives [Re: BigLapDog] #587291 08/08/11 10:37 PM
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Haha, yeah either that or BS Run rampant! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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