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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597593 11/27/11 04:40 AM
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I've got a little range in my back yard, so I only go there in the winter or the hottest part of the summer, or if I'm meeting somebody to shoot with.



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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597594 11/27/11 04:41 AM
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I'm a little strange, I guess, but I don't like people coming to my house.



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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597595 11/27/11 04:43 AM
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I had met a cop at the range last week. He was a piece of work. I asked about local gun laws and he said "If I had my way, no one but cops could carry a weapon. Not even military unless they are at war."

He said it would make his job safer. I told him if someone around needs to be shot, I would be shooting in the same direction as him. He dismissed me and said F the second.

I figured it was best to ignore him from then on.

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Yeah, we've even got some of those here on our force. They just don't think about how being illegal doesn't mean that the criminals can't get them.



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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597597 11/27/11 04:44 AM
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I'm a little strange, I guess, but I don't like people coming to my house.

i wouldn't either if I had my neighbor-turned-zombie chained up in my backyard as a pet.

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I'm a little strange, I guess, but I don't like people coming to my house.

i wouldn't either if I had my neighbor-turned-zombie chained up in my backyard as a pet.

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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: ] #597599 11/27/11 04:45 AM
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Yeah, because criminals obey the law and all.

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You just seem like the type I guess.

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I have to admit, I am kind of jealous though. If I had a pet zombie, I'd target practice on it without having to worry about killing it as long as I avoid head shots.

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My mom and dad were like that when I was growing up. They hated company, and if someone came to the house all visiting was done on the front porch. Mom wasn't much for keeping house, and I think she was just ashamed of the house.

Me, I'm pretty much opposite from here. I like a neat, clean house. But I also like my privacy. I live at the end of a dead end road with woods all around, so any company is usually expected. I'll have company over, mind you, but I just don't like unannounced company.



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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597603 11/27/11 04:48 AM
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Worst thing about my house is my three dogs. My avatar is one of mine, and the other two will probably lick you to death.



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Re: Cigars and fine women [Re: rth548] #597604 11/27/11 04:48 AM
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I just read my previous comment ... maybe I need to see a shrink again.

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