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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: t1m0] #614638 02/18/12 09:14 AM
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A man is in a bus and he tries to talk to the driver to ask him when he should get off, because the man isn´t local. It seems that the driver isn´t paying any attention to the man and don´t answer his questions. Man needs the info so he knocks loud on the glass behind the driver.

The driver immediately hits the breaks and stops the bus in the middle of the road. Man rises up from the bus floor and asks: Why did you do that?!?

I used to be a mortician.


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A man is in a bus and he tries to talk to the driver to ask him when he should get off, because the man isn´t local. It seems that the driver isn´t paying any attention to the man and don´t answer his questions. Man needs the info so he knocks loud on the glass behind the driver.

The driver immediately hits the breaks and stops the bus in the middle of the road. Man rises up from the bus floor and asks: Why did you do that?!?

I used to be a mortician.

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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614640 02/18/12 09:15 AM
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What kind of wood doesn't float?



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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614641 02/18/12 09:16 AM
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NATALIE!


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Natalie Wood! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />



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Oh and you get two gold stars Todd. Sorry Timo, your star is Bronze. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: rth548] #614644 02/18/12 09:18 AM
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Had to Google that one...


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Re: Newest Death Chat [Re: SkunkHunter] #614645 02/18/12 09:20 AM
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Oh and you get two gold stars Todd. Sorry Timo, your star is Bronze. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

The first thing came in my mind was: Stupid!

So the Bob and Bobbie were right? Explain! I´m just a simple non-english speaking man from the most distant backwood corner of Urup.


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If something is floating along, it's bobbing along. And a British cop is called a Bobbie.



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Where does a one-legged woman work as a waitress?



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If something is floating along, it's bobbing along. And a British cop is called a Bobbie.

Thanks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />


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Haha, you are far from stupid Timo. You're just not a Redneck American! I'll explain in the next post.


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