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 Re: Newest Death Chat
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02/18/12 09:14 AM
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t1m0
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A man is in a bus and he tries to talk to the driver to ask him when he should get off, because the man isn´t local. It seems that the driver isn´t paying any attention to the man and don´t answer his questions. Man needs the info so he knocks loud on the glass behind the driver.
The driver immediately hits the breaks and stops the bus in the middle of the road. Man rises up from the bus floor and asks: Why did you do that?!? I used to be a mortician.
JYD #134
"Well opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: t1m0]
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02/18/12 09:14 AM
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rth548
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A man is in a bus and he tries to talk to the driver to ask him when he should get off, because the man isn´t local. It seems that the driver isn´t paying any attention to the man and don´t answer his questions. Man needs the info so he knocks loud on the glass behind the driver.
The driver immediately hits the breaks and stops the bus in the middle of the road. Man rises up from the bus floor and asks: Why did you do that?!? I used to be a mortician. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Resident Redneck
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: rth548]
#614640
02/18/12 09:15 AM
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rth548
Junk Yard Dog
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Tasteless joke of the day:
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: rth548]
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02/18/12 09:16 AM
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SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
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If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#614642
02/18/12 09:16 AM
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rth548
Junk Yard Dog
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Natalie Wood! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />
Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#614643
02/18/12 09:16 AM
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SkunkHunter
Junk Yard Dog
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Oh and you get two gold stars Todd. Sorry Timo, your star is Bronze. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: rth548]
#614644
02/18/12 09:18 AM
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t1m0
Junk Yard Dog
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Had to Google that one...
JYD #134
"Well opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#614645
02/18/12 09:20 AM
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t1m0
Junk Yard Dog
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Oh and you get two gold stars Todd. Sorry Timo, your star is Bronze. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> The first thing came in my mind was: Stupid! So the Bob and Bobbie were right? Explain! I´m just a simple non-english speaking man from the most distant backwood corner of Urup.
JYD #134
"Well opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: t1m0]
#614646
02/18/12 09:21 AM
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rth548
Junk Yard Dog
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If something is floating along, it's bobbing along. And a British cop is called a Bobbie.
Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: t1m0]
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02/18/12 09:22 AM
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rth548
Junk Yard Dog
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Where does a one-legged woman work as a waitress?
Resident Redneck
JYD #117
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: rth548]
#614648
02/18/12 09:23 AM
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t1m0
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If something is floating along, it's bobbing along. And a British cop is called a Bobbie. Thanks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" />
JYD #134
"Well opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one." - Clint Eastwood
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Re: Newest Death Chat
[Re: t1m0]
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02/18/12 09:24 AM
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SkunkHunter
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Haha, you are far from stupid Timo. You're just not a Redneck American! I'll explain in the next post.
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
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