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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: rth548] #640066 07/08/12 01:51 AM
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I got shot at once for shooting fireworks on the Fourth of July, at about two in the morning.



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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: not2sharp] #640067 07/08/12 01:52 AM
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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: rth548] #640068 07/08/12 01:52 AM
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I probably don't have the reflexes to do that anymore. When I was younger, maybe, but not now.

That's where adrenaline comes in, everything speeds up.


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: yesh] #640069 07/08/12 01:52 AM
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose. It didn't miss me by much....
Did you also realize at that point that there was undigested food in your underwear?

I know I would have!


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: yesh] #640070 07/08/12 01:53 AM
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose. It didn't miss me by much....

Yeah, that's a little too close for comfort.



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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: Dresden] #640071 07/08/12 01:54 AM
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose. It didn't miss me by much....
Did you also realize at that point that there was undigested food in your underwear?

I know I would have!

I didn't have time to crap in my pants, it was all over in what seemed to be a blink of an eye. But everything seemed to be in slow motion because of the adrenaline.


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: yesh] #640072 07/08/12 01:55 AM
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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!!!


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: yesh] #640073 07/08/12 01:56 AM
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I just made Mutt, woohoo!


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: yesh] #640074 07/08/12 01:59 AM
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....

I say it's diarrhea....

Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: Dresden] #640075 07/08/12 02:03 AM
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....

I say it's diarrhea....

Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.

I think you're right about that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" />


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: Dresden] #640076 07/08/12 02:08 AM
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....

I say it's diarrhea....

Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.
This is the post quality you get as a direct result of some type of cool special offer... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" />


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Re: JYD or Bust [Re: Dresden] #640077 07/08/12 02:09 AM
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Well... I'll be back later... Time to start putting a little one to bed.


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