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|    Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: rth548]
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07/08/12 01:51 AM |  
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rth548Joined:  Apr 2009 Posts: 86,621   Junk Yard Dog |  
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I got shot at once for shooting fireworks on the Fourth of July, at about two in the morning. 
 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: not2sharp]
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07/08/12 01:52 AM |  
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not2sharpJoined:  Mar 2012 Posts: 1,475   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Puttin the phone on the charger so I can start posting in a hr. 
 Making leather sheaths for 311,711 and 1311
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: rth548]
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07/08/12 01:52 AM |  
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yeshJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 2,669   Junk Yard Dog |  
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I probably don't have the reflexes to do that anymore. When I was younger, maybe, but not now. That's where adrenaline comes in, everything speeds up. 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: yesh]
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07/08/12 01:52 AM |  
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DresdenJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 1,075   Junk Yard Dog |  
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose.  It didn't miss me by much.... Did you also realize at that point that there was undigested food in your underwear? I know I would have! 
 There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure.....
 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: yesh]
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07/08/12 01:53 AM |  
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rth548Joined:  Apr 2009 Posts: 86,621   Junk Yard Dog |  
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose.  It didn't miss me by much.... Yeah, that's a little too close for comfort. 
 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: Dresden]
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07/08/12 01:54 AM |  
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yeshJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 2,669   Junk Yard Dog |  
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The big surprise came after I was long gone from the scene when we realized I had unburnt powder on my nose.  It didn't miss me by much.... Did you also realize at that point that there was undigested food in your underwear? I know I would have! I didn't have time to crap in my pants, it was all over in what seemed to be a blink of an eye.  But everything seemed to be in slow motion because of the adrenaline. 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: yesh]
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07/08/12 01:55 AM |  
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yeshJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 2,669   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Adrenaline is a hell of a drug!!! 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: yesh]
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07/08/12 01:56 AM |  
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yeshJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 2,669   Junk Yard Dog |  
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I just made Mutt, woohoo! 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: yesh]
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07/08/12 01:59 AM |  
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DresdenJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 1,075   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....
 I say it's diarrhea....
 
 Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.
 
 There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure.....
 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: Dresden]
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07/08/12 02:03 AM |  
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yeshJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 2,669   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....
 I say it's diarrhea....
 
 Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.
I think you're right about that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/barf.gif" alt="" /> 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: Dresden]
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07/08/12 02:08 AM |  
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DresdenJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 1,075   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Some people say the fastest action is blinking... Some say seeing because it happens at the speed of light... Still others say it's thought....
 I say it's diarrhea....
 
 Just the other night I woke up and before I could blink, think or focus I crapped myself.
This is the post quality you get as a direct result of some type of cool special offer... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/paperbag.gif" alt="" /> 
 There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure.....
 
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|  Re: JYD or Bust
[Re: Dresden]
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07/08/12 02:09 AM |  
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DresdenJoined:  Jun 2012 Posts: 1,075   Junk Yard Dog |  
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Well... I'll be back later... Time to start putting a little one to bed. 
 There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure.....
 
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