My wife better but it seems to be long

I have heard that any injuries below the waist take longer to heal.

Confused again. It is hundreds of miles of ancient lava flows. It is where the Yellowstone volcano used to be. You can go into the old lava tubes and some (the cool ones) are ice caves. yeah, pun intended.

Nice elof

I will admit. I am drunk. I had a Canadian buy me drinks all night. Then he started telling me how weak Americans are ...

I let it slide since it was comments from a drunk man.

Then he put his hands on me ...

OK, I thought that might not be the place, I was only about 13-14. That was a LONG time ago.

Oh and I just checked the tracking, they say it should be delivered Monday which should make it Tuesday since mail doesn't get trucked to our post office any more. The mail carriers have to drive 15 miles to another town, pickup our mail and deliver it to us.

OH NO! Did anyone go to jail? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Well, expect a knife or two, dog tags and some other goodies.

I am not in jail. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

But, yes, he is in jail. Self defense.

COOL! Thank you again.

I do have a nasty cut under my eye.