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Re: The Reanimated ZDC! [Re: tbdoc4kids] #667905 08/04/12 06:51 PM
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I was not as familiar with that, but she has proven to be an excellent trainer!


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Not a big story, or a long one, just something we find amusing, even after all these years.

Oh and the Fruit Roll-ups DO help calm down "The Voices"(well at least mine anyway). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

They really like the strawberry ones.

You see, I have been known to sort of ahem, get kind of strange at times. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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OK. My wife's oldest sister died in 2002 from colon cancer. Before she got to sick to work any more she worked for a mental health counseling center.

One afternoon after a particularly trying day she stopped by the house.

She was ranting and raving (As we all do at times) and said the following that Patty and I just found hilarious.

"They should just lock em all up and feed em Fruit Roll-ups under the door"

Warning, the following is politically incorrect and insensitive!

So she thought the fruits should get fruit roll-ups. That sound sensible and nutritious to me.


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She got heat exhaustion earlier this year, so I have to keep her activity level under control.

Yeah I have to watch my wife the same way Doc4. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


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I find petting my dog to be the best approach when my paranoia gets the best of me. I just wish they weren't all out to get me.

Hmmm, better go pet Bertie now. Back in awhile.


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OK. My wife's oldest sister died in 2002 from colon cancer. Before she got to sick to work any more she worked for a mental health counseling center.

One afternoon after a particularly trying day she stopped by the house.

She was ranting and raving (As we all do at times) and said the following that Patty and I just found hilarious.

"They should just lock em all up and feed em Fruit Roll-ups under the door"

Warning, the following is politically incorrect and insensitive!

So she thought the fruits should get fruit roll-ups. That sound sensible and nutritious to me.

And Safe, don't forget safe. You don't have to unlock the doors to feed them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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Re: The Reanimated ZDC! [Re: SkunkHunter] #667911 08/04/12 06:56 PM
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Just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get you!


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Billboard on I-35:

"Your wife is hot! -----------------------------------------------Better get her a/c fixed. From your friends at Bob Hamilton Plumbing.

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So whatever you can slide under the doors will do.


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Oh that's good! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbup.gif" alt="" /> (in reference to the I-35 billboard)

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A skeleton key, or a RIP, or a Scrapivore will slide under some doors. But that may not be what you meant.


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So whatever you can slide under the doors will do.

Exhaustive field trials have indicated that STRAWBERRY Fruit Roll-ups produce the most desired effect.


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