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08/26/12 10:32 PM
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A. "If you weren't so fresh last night, we wouldn't be in this jam together!"
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:33 PM
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:33 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Officer: Just stand where you are!!!
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:33 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:34 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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The horses name is Friday
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:34 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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What's the good thing about having Altzeimer's?
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:34 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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You get to meet new people every day!
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
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08/26/12 10:36 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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Q: How do you know you should not be driving because you have had too much to drink?
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:36 PM
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A: When you swerve to hit a tree and then realize that it was only your car air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror!
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:37 PM
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Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
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08/26/12 10:37 PM
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A: It depends on the age.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/26/12 10:38 PM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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What's the difference between a flea-bitten dog and a bored visitor?
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"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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