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08/27/12 01:09 AM
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As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:09 AM
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"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:09 AM
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POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:10 AM
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PrimitiveEnergy
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"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:10 AM
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POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, with a priceless crown of jewels.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:10 AM
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"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother. "
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:10 AM
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"Could you possibly turn my wonderful dog into a handsome prince?"
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:10 AM
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POOF: There, in front stood the most handsome young man anyone had ever seen. She stared at him in awe, completely smitten.
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:11 AM
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As he came toward her, her knees weakened. He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear as he whispered, "I bet you are sorry you had me neutered."
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
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08/27/12 01:12 AM
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The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage." - Danish Proverb
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:12 AM
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"To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog." - German Proverb
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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Re: The Walking Zombie Death Chat!
[Re: PrimitiveEnergy]
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08/27/12 01:12 AM
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Three things it is best to avoid: a strange dog, a flood, and a man who thinks he is wise." - Welsh Proverb
JYD# 173
"With great power comes great responsibility,"
Uncle Ben Parker.
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