Your Marine Corps is preparing to save you from the horde.

You are welcome.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/10/27/marines-police-prep-for-mock-zombie-invasion/

...to protect and defend... from all enemies foreign, domestic and UNDEAD... nope, not how I recall it, but this is a new millennium. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/loopy.gif" alt="" />

I want my tax dollars back. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

Well, the military is always training. During the training exercises that I was involved in we always referred to the enemy force as "the country of red". I don't see a problem with calling them a zombie horde instead.

Sound like a blast <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

It is just training on how the military is going to handle a domestic uprising. I guess calling pissed off Americans zombies is better than Domestic Terrorists. Since when do you have to "return fire" on zombies? Lame.

It actually sounds like a blast (no pun intended). I'm a little jealous I can't be there!

Too bad this training wasn't allowed to be used in Benghazi! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

+1^^^

One of our very own, Dog Tired aka "The Squirrel", at grave peril to life and tasty limb, has "Blown the whistle" on this Super Secret Training facility, apparently showing that the "Government" is fully behind ensuring the expected Zombie Invasion will not take the country unawares.


In an effort to stem calls of a Government "Black Ops" coverup Secretary of State Hillary Clinton DID verify that some members of the State department posted overseas do receive specialized training, although she did not specify exactly what this training entailed.

As her official spokessquirrel she had the first graduate make the announcement verifying the existence of the SSTF (Secret Squirrel Training Facility).



In a prepared statement the Director, Captain Squirrel, stated that the "School" was necessary to ensure the security of the United States was safeguarded in the most AT RISK parts of the world.

The true Identity of "The Director" is not know, but many old timers state he looks remarkably like another "Diplomat" from the 1940's. This uncanny similarity is so far unexplainable.

+1! My first thought also.