Seriously, today is Gun appreciation day. So don't forget to tell your guns that you appreciate them today. You might even want to do something special for them today. But I wouldn't do it in public. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

But the question WE gotta ask is, WHY isn't there a knife appreciation day? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

I wish I had a gun. (Ha ha)

You can always use a surrogate. Take your favorite knife and use a nice soft polishing cloth on it then when it's all clean lightly coat it with a protective oil/wax. You will almost be able to hear your knife sighing with pleasure. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

August 24th is National Knife Day which coincides with National Waffle Day. Knives and waffles. Sounds perfect.

And I'M the one that added National Knife Day to the Calendar! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif" alt="" />

It's ok Skunk. They say the mind is the first thing to go.

I guess that's so you can't worry about all the other stuff you're gonna loose.

What stuff? What are you talking about? I don't remember loosing anything. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

See, it's working already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Don't want to wind up in the national database.

I was discussing some things with the people I work with and one brought up a very interesting point. If a national database is created of people with mental issues does that mean that EVERYONE who is on medication like prozac would be included? Wonder how the liberals that supported this will feel when they end up there.