What in the world are you talking about?

Busse Hogs:

(bussy-hogs)
n. name awarded to Busse Combat Knife Company customers for outstanding achievement in "infi-diction", a symptomatic effect of hogging INFI steel. Busse Hogs can be found in their domain of Hogdom and are rarely seen without a sharpened piece of INFI. A ruthless creature, the Busse Hog will trample a piglet to get to new INFI without a second thought. They have even been known to eat their own.

In the latest issue of Blade magazine, there is a 5 page ad spread from the Boys. The first page looks like an expensive bound book cover with the title

"A Concise Dictionary of Busseisms... And other Peculiarities. Inside there is a page dedicated to
1. Busse Hogs
2. Swamp Rat Rats
3. Scrap Yard Dogs
4. Busse Induction.

On the Induction page ther is a pic of you holding up a Cigar with a VERY long ash.

I received the issue but had not looked at it! Thanks for pointing that out!

Swamp Rat Rats
(swomp-rat-rats)
n. moniker associated with the Rats O' the Cheesewheel from Swamp Rat Knife Works. These Rats are cunning and devious in their ways. The little nibblers should not be underestimated in their strength, especially in large numbers, they can be a formidable force and have been known to fell large boars and dogs with ease. Their knives are among the toughest in the world and the Swamp Rat Rats often venture from the swamp to initiate the unwitting in the delights of SR101 steel.

Under the "Busse Hogs" page on the left side you see part of me; I didn't realize that I was jamming my elbow into Messer 454's ribs!

If I send you mine, would you autograph it fore me, most kind and generous Famous sir?

COOL! I see it.

Who is that gal on the Swamp Rat Page, Patti?

Sure, and I won't even charge you for my autograph! ......


Notice that I am opposite the page with the lovely Jennifer Busse?!!?

That is the lovely Jennifer Busse! She is as nice as she is lovely!

NOW for the most IMPORTANT one!

SCRAP YARD DOGS
(scrapyaarrd-dogs)
n the fierce animals found hanging around the dog bowl at Scrap Yard Knife Company. The Scrap Yard Dogs are a brutal, no fuss creature who hunts for its knives in packs or alone. Although they can at times be exceptionally cute and cuddly, one must always be on guard when in the presence of a Scrap Yard Dog as they ca, and often will, turn on you in an instant if their precious Resiprene C handled knives are threatened to be take,, especially if you're a Busse Hog or a Swamp Rat Rat. Threading carefully and asserting a pack leader mentality around the Scrap Yard Dogs should keep you safe. Most of the time.

Jennifer, oh, Dan's wife.