You are the voice of this forum, Skunk/Randy. Without you, folks seem to flounder.

I am not interested in breaking records or passing people. All I care about is helping the Yard attain the 1,000,000 post level. Well, the 10,000 post Skybox on the porch with the free all-you-can-eat buffet and heating/air-conditioning may be an incentive also.

All-you-can-eat buffet? Why didn't anyone tell me about that?

I'd be spending all day running for the porch, if it didn't seem like cheating...

Oops, I was not supposed to mention that.

That's it. Make room on the porch. I'll get there sooner or later.

I can't believe you forgot the cooled water bowls and the Victoria's Secret Models that constantly scratch behind our ears.

Sush. Now you did it. I did NOT forget. Just did not want to mention it. Nor did I forget the fresh road kill for us to roll in.

Here I come, Dan. I'm headed to the porch.

Now we'll see if it's all it's cracked up to be.

Membership in the 10K Klub automatically gets you entry into "Growlers". That special place Where Dan goes after a Hard Days slaving in the Yard to bring us his Sharp and Pointies.

Here is the information about this here to unknown "Secret" room on the Big Dogs Porch.

"Growlers" is a special partitioned off "Room" on the Big Dogs Porch. It's where Dan goes to relax after the long hard days spent making sharp and pointies for all us Dogs.

Hours are spent hashing out possible designs with input and questions from all the "Regulars" of Growlers. All this is accomplished while consuming Massive Quantities of Medium Rare steaks and an amber colored alcoholic beverage.

Even though much camaraderie is fostered, Dan, in the end as the "Big Dog" keeps his ideas and time schedule under lock and key. To be released ONLY when It's time.

This is the "Inner Sanctum" where Dan first drops hints about his forthcoming releases.

It is rumored that Dan had the room sheathed in steel plate so a certain creature with large gnawing teeth and a bushy tail couldn't gain entry without first "Making the Grade".

BUT once the perspective members "Dues" have been paid, Dan welcomes all the members with open arms and a "Special Symbol", the much coveted "Golden Bone.

It can't keep out the squirrel.

I WANT THE GOLDEN BONE!!!!!