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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: Ray Settanta] #798156 11/09/13 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Settanta
Hi Todd.

How's life Ray?



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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #798157 11/09/13 12:28 PM
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Another page bites the dust!



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Well, my wife decided to generously give her cold to me. So I've got a sore throat and starting to get a cold. Par for the course this time of year. Have to starting drinking some hot buttered rum and/or ginger brandy.


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Just found this on fb and HAD to post it for you guys.


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #798160 11/09/13 12:32 PM
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Ginger Brandy. Hmmmmmm

Ginger lives next door and Brandy down the street. Nah, I'd just get in trouble. grin


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #798161 11/09/13 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by SkunkHunter
Just found this on fb and HAD to post it for you guys.


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

I could believe it!



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Originally Posted by Ray Settanta
Well, my wife decided to generously give her cold to me. So I've got a sore throat and starting to get a cold. Par for the course this time of year. Have to starting drinking some hot buttered rum and/or ginger brandy.


Drink enough, you'll forget all about the cold!



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I'd take a couple shots just so I didn't have to worry about it.



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Just as a precaution, you understand laugh



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I'm sure Tom would understand!



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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: rth548] #798167 11/09/13 01:20 PM
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Certainly!!! grin


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Re: The S4 Walking Dead DC [Re: SkunkHunter] #798173 11/09/13 01:29 PM
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Done!


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