“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”

“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.”

“Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read.”

“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain.”

“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

“I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody.”

“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”