One of the nicest folks I've ever met, but you didn't want to make him upset. The Hillbilly would come out and you would know you'd been chewed on!

Tennessee, Kentucky and Mississippi - those are the places to go.

And you know, that bite may not have any teeth.

“Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.”

“When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them.”

“Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.”

“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”

Haha, he was missing a few, but it would still hurt!

“It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.”

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!”

That's called a numb gum!

“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.”