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'When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.'

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'I failed to make the chess team because of my height.'

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Few

'I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.'

More

'The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.'

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