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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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adnj
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Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:58 AM
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adnj
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The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: adnj]
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12/01/13 06:58 AM
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I’m a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am. Aren't we all though. 
If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:58 AM
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adnj
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Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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They call it “pms” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 06:59 AM
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adnj
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IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
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