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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:03 AM
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adnj
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If I’d shot you sooner, I’d be out of jail by now.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:03 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:03 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:03 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet?
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
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There are no winners in life…only survivors.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:04 AM
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adnj
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:05 AM
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adnj
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:05 AM
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adnj
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If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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