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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:22 AM
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adnj
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It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:22 AM
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adnj
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Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:23 AM
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adnj
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:23 AM
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adnj
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I bet you I could stop gambling.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:23 AM
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adnj
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The only difference between the people I’ve dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:23 AM
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adnj
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:23 AM
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adnj
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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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If a dog sniffs your [censored], you’re probably a bitch.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits by Picasso.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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668 – The neighbour of the beast.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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I’ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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The last time someone listened to a Bush, a bunch of people wandered in the desert for 40 years!
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