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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:24 AM
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adnj
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Squirrels – nature’s speed bumps.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
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When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
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It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
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There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
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The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
Junk Yard Dog
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With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:25 AM
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adnj
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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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It’s not the bullet that kills you, it’s the hole.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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I ran three miles today. Finally I said, “Lady take your purse.”
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/01/13 07:26 AM
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adnj
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My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
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