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 Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#812346
12/04/13 02:53 AM
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SkunkHunter
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If you’re not Paranoid, You’re
not paying attention
Be a Sheepdog
JYD#105
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: SkunkHunter]
#812349
12/04/13 02:57 AM
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Private Klink
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I just haven't felt like it lately; too many Dogs have strayed off. 
Junk Yard Dog #1
Moderator/Leader of the Pack
Good night Mrs. B, wherever you are!
Long Live the Brotherhood of the Yard!
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:19 AM
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adnj
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"Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees"
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
#812434
12/04/13 06:20 AM
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adnj
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"I set out to play golf with the intention of shooting my age, but I shot my weight instead!"
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:20 AM
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adnj
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"I asked my good friend, Arnold Palmer how I could improve my game, he advised me to Cheat!"
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:20 AM
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adnj
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"I've played some strange rounds of golf in my travels. One course in Alaska was hacked out of the wilderness. My caddy was a moose. Every time I reached for a club he thought I was trying to steal his antlers."
Last edited by adnj; 12/04/13 06:21 AM.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:21 AM
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adnj
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"The Scottish caddies are great. One old fellow at St. Andrews told me, "I had a golfer who was so lousy he threw his clubs into the water. Then he dived in himself. I thought he was going to drown, but I remembered he couldn't keep his head down long enough."
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:21 AM
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adnj
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"I have performed for twelve presidents and entertained six."
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:22 AM
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adnj
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"I have performed for twelve presidents and entertained six."
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:22 AM
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adnj
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"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people that restored the Statue of Liberty."
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:22 AM
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adnj
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"One sailor told me the pretty nurse on his ward really knows her job. She takes our blood pressure and then deducts twenty points for "white dress" syndrome.
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Re: Friendly Contest to Pass The Time--Who's in?
[Re: DogTired]
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12/04/13 06:22 AM
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adnj
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"I've been with NBC so long. I was here when the peacock was just an egg"
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