Four of us slept in the one bed; when it got cold, mother threw on another brother.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal; he's always had an agent do that.

The Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem; they're all running for the presidency.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that's why the dogs are so fast.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.

If you watch a game, it’s fun; if you play it, it’s recreation; if you work at it, it’s golf.

That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.

I’m from Los Angeles… I don’t trust any air I can’t see.