Die scorpion die. I have found a handful of scorps in the house over the past few years, one was a bark that was 8 inches long when it's tale was extended. He was still alive and kicking after I chopped him in to about 15 pieces. Them things are tough.

I found a snake in my kitchen this Saturday. He was only about 7 inches long with black and red striped. I thought oh crap it's a coral snake, but no yellow stripe and after a google search, I found out he was a "ground snake".