Tonight, I will lock my eyelids open with duct tape and sleep in front of the computer screen. My trained hamster (Kenshiro, a.k.a. fist of death) will tap the reload button once each hour and alert me if there are signs of this fine blade for sale. Yes, Kenshiro can read English and html.

Scrap Yard staff for President, all of them.


Back off man, I'm a scientist.